"I've got to talk to M'Lynn about her husband. He is a boil on the butt of humanity!"
- Ouiser, Steel Magnolias
"You're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop!"
- Patches O'Houlihan, Dodgeball
"Your family is better than cable."
- Lilly, Hannah Montana
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
- Captain Spaulding, Animal Crackers
"Oh, you in trouble, Dum-Dum. You better run-run. From Attila the Hun-hun!"
- Easter Island Head, Night at the Museum
"When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side."
- Harry Burns, When Harry Met Sally
"You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?"
-Chandler, Friends
And now, I'll end with a little snippet of dialogue, because everybody needs a little Spongebob in their life:
SQUIDWARD: Would you not stand so close? I'm getting claustrophobic.
PATRICK: What does "closterphobic" mean?
SPONGEBOB: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus!
SQUIDWARD: No it doesn't!
PATRICK: HO HO HO!
SPONGEBOB: Stop it, Patrick. You're scaring him!
PATRICK: HO HO HO!
- Spongebob Squarepants
Now go on and have a hilarious, giggle-filled day!
