Since November 21st is False Confession Day, I'll let you in on a few of mine:
False Confession #1: I have a pathological need to clean.
False Confession #2: I abhor bathroom humor.
False Confession #3: Chocolate makes me nauseous.
False Confession #4: I am not a total conspiracy theorist.
False Confession #5: It does not grate on my nerves in the least when someone says,
False Confession #6: I am the picture of cheerfulness first thing in the morning.
False Confession #7: I have never succumbed to the uncontrollable urge to spin around to the left the exact same number of times I have just spun around to the right.
Well. That was fun, wasn't it? Now it's your turn: go on and drop me a comment with your own False Confessions...