It is fitting that I'm writing this post today, for two reasons. First, because it is International Day of Awesomeness. Second, because I am, of course, awesome.
International Day of Awesomeness is celebrated on March 10th, in part, because March 10th is the birthday of the awesome king of roundhouse kicks,
CHUCK NORRIS!
And to celebrate, I've compiled a list of some of Chez Wheedleton's favorite Chuck Norris facts:
- When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
- When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Brett Favre can throw a football over 60 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre twice that far.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
- Google won't search for Chuck Norris, because it knows that you don't find Chuck Norris. He finds you.
- There once was a street called Chuck Norris. The name was changed, because no one crosses Chuck Norris.
- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy. It's a Chucktatorship.
And finally, on this International Day of Awesomeness, I'll leave you with this:
- Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Chuck Norris.
