"...so I went into my favorite stall, and then I tried to go, and then I did, and then I felt better!"
"What?" I laughed. "You have a favorite stall?"
"Yeeeeess." Handsome Boy looked at me like I had grown a third eye in the middle of my forehead. "It's so cool! I like to use that one because it has a toilet AND a sink. It's so awesome, but the only thing it doesn't have is a trash can, but that's OK, cause I don't even have to leave it to wash my hands. I can do everything right there in the stall!"
Well. At least now I know for sure that he washes his hands after he uses the loo...
Later, after my husband C got home, I told him all about the Favorite Stall.
"Can you believe it?"
C looked at me like I had grown a third eye in the middle of my forehead.
"Oh, not you too?"
"What? Tell me you didn't have a favorite stall in school."
"Umm, no, my classes were too far flung. First available was my stall of choice."
"I mean in elementary school."
I don't remember the bathrooms from elementary school. (But I do remember this: the bathrooms had doors, and walls, and stalls with doors inside.)
"No, I did not have a favorite stall."
"Really? I did. It was-"
"Please, don't tell me. I don't think I want to know."
Unfortuately, I have to confess that I've been in the men's room more than once (by accident and on purpose) and I don't recall there be many stalls at all!
ReplyDeleteFunny post.
Have a good weekend, Kim.
Theresa